"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it." SCORE 41
When you don't know if you have sufficient funds, and the card reader doesn't either SCORE 79
Me on elections SCORE 126
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 70
.... and scene. SCORE 50
Stab wound? SCORE 162
OMG. SCORE 230
Classic Chris Pratt SCORE 170
What happens when you change all the "wands" to "willies" in Harry Potter SCORE 160
Conductors and their spells. SCORE 277
The Alien Cover-Up SCORE 99
Grand Canyon as seen from the edge of space. SCORE 75
When You Crack A Joke With Your Parents... SCORE 61
Physics thinks you're pretty attractive and so do I. SCORE 188
"I'll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 76
How to burn 800 calories in just 30 minutes. SCORE 181
Not every product needs a mascot... SCORE 100
Teenage cats these days... SCORE 148
Have you ever seen a baby octopus? SCORE 122
How I see bananas. SCORE 235
Classic logic problems. SCORE 166
POGS SCORE 130
Don't tell me cause it hurts. SCORE 156
Kermits dressing room. SCORE 110
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Misunderstood sharks. SCORE 169
Chris Traeger vs. Jerry Gergich. SCORE 180
Release Me Filthy Human SCORE 131
facts SCORE 81
Well that was unexpected. SCORE 85
Genetics SCORE 57
The cat's on vacation. SCORE 145
