Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
The system works SCORE 52
What murder? SCORE 45
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Sports! SCORE 43
Proceed SCORE 30
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 41
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
And cheese SCORE 27
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
