Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
treat? SCORE 25
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Movie Magic SCORE 27
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Olden but golden SCORE 19
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
WELL THEN SCORE 17
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
I would eat them. SCORE 41
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
