I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Star Wars logic SCORE 65
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
Some Guy Is So Intent On Spoiling Game Of Thrones SCORE 116
Beautiful dogs SCORE 115
Bioluminescent beach SCORE 100
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Never sink SCORE 146
The dynamic duo SCORE 144
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
He’s bananas SCORE 206
WWJD? SCORE 96
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
