the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
back to bed! SCORE 19
clever SCORE 29
they get huge SCORE 22
i have layers SCORE 32
who’s in? SCORE 34
i’m canceling SCORE 9
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
this is why i drink SCORE 29
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
definitely a dog SCORE 45
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
excuse me SCORE 19
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
omg SCORE 20
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
an impossible task SCORE 20
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
english burn SCORE 27
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
call the fire department SCORE 4
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
