you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
all natural SCORE 22
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
dreams are fun SCORE 28
whatever it takes SCORE 16
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
til death do us part SCORE 23
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
enter my what now? SCORE 28
one is never an option SCORE 11
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
the astley paradox SCORE 19
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
not a high success rate SCORE 25
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
therapy burn SCORE 29
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
have it their way SCORE 16
