i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
hi friend! SCORE 31
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
back to bed! SCORE 19
who’s in? SCORE 34
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
clever SCORE 29
i’m canceling SCORE 9
excuse me SCORE 19
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
they get huge SCORE 22
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i have layers SCORE 33
english burn SCORE 27
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
call the fire department SCORE 4
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
an impossible task SCORE 20
i always spill SCORE 17
