corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
Gotta keep up appearances SCORE 29
Good boi SCORE 37
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
That’s a fact SCORE 24
Plants SCORE 43
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
smol SCORE 41
Literally a duck SCORE 9
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
scary everything SCORE 33
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
HOT and READY SCORE 44
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
