Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
Say meatball SCORE 36
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
I could listen to you all day. SCORE 26
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
Now that’s gangsta SCORE 26
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
Got ‘eeem SCORE 27
The same but different… SCORE 34
Fox loaves. SCORE 36
This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 48
imagine the headlines on apple news SCORE 27
Till death. SCORE 39
For both toddlers and drunk adults. SCORE 35
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 57
Powering up..r..r..r..rrreeeeeee! SCORE 30
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
What about second recess? SCORE 28
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 35
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
I miss those 40min lectures SCORE 26
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48