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For+the+love+of+neopolitan%21
The+shrimp+do+not+have+the+mental+wherewithal%26%238230%3B
The shrimp do not have the mental wherewithal… SCORE 24
spiritually+i%26%238217%3Bm+deep+water+horizon.
spiritually i’m deep water horizon. SCORE 17
One+could+hope%26%238230%3B
One could hope… SCORE 23
Dolly+Dolly+bill
Dolly Dolly bill SCORE 24
Cats+%2Awant%2A+to+believe.
Cats *want* to believe. SCORE 33
Fbtffpftt
Fbtffpftt SCORE 21
All+the+brown+is+spiders.+%23burneverything
All the brown is spiders. #burneverything SCORE 13
Shoulder+blades+coming+at+you.
Shoulder blades coming at you. SCORE 32
Linda%2C+you%26%238217%3Bve+changed%26%238230%3B
Linda, you’ve changed… SCORE 21
I%26%238217%3Bm+listening%26%238230%3B+%F0%9F%8D%97
I’m listening… 🍗 SCORE 24
Jailed+because+they+did+not+maintain+the+6+feet+rule+in+pakistan%26%238230%3B+allegedly.
Jailed because they did not maintain the 6 feet rule in pakistan… allegedly. SCORE 14
Stay+hydrated+out+there%26%238230%3B
Stay hydrated out there… SCORE 28
Ride+or+die%2C+baby.
Ride or die, baby. SCORE 29
Do+better%2C+Gal.
Do better, Gal. SCORE 22
Buttercream+is+life%2C+prove+me+wrongst.
Buttercream is life, prove me wrongst. SCORE 30
You+can+stay%2C+actually.
You can stay, actually. SCORE 21
Target+acquired%26%238230%3B
Target acquired… SCORE 16
Weird+question+but+alright%2C+Jonny.
Weird question but alright, Jonny. SCORE 22
Maybe+we+all+need+the+lap%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Maybe we all need the lap, bud… SCORE 19
And+now+you+have+many+days+off%21
And now you have many days off! SCORE 19
Unfortunate+headlines%26%238230%3B
Unfortunate headlines… SCORE 10
Nothing+with+the+eyes%21
Nothing with the eyes! SCORE 23
It%26%238217%3Bs+dark+in+there%26%238230%3B
It’s dark in there… SCORE 26
Anyway+have+a+nice+day.
Anyway have a nice day. SCORE 18
Grandmas+garden+was+planted+with+you+in+mind.
Grandmas garden was planted with you in mind. SCORE 16
Vintage+birth+control+was+highly+effective.
Vintage birth control was highly effective. SCORE 17
Buffalo+babe+getting+motherly+boops.
Buffalo babe getting motherly boops. SCORE 22
It+is+consistently+one+of+those%26%238230%3B
It is consistently one of those… SCORE 34
I+am+my+own+worst+enemy%2C+regularly.
I am my own worst enemy, regularly. SCORE 29
socrates+reincarnated
socrates reincarnated SCORE 28
He+won%2C+bro.
He won, bro. SCORE 19
Ahh+yes%2C+Mr.+Smoothface.
Ahh yes, Mr. Smoothface. SCORE 21
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