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Will+you+play+with+me%3F
potato+salad+over+coleslaw+IMO.
potato salad over coleslaw IMO. SCORE 27
You+can+die+making+decisions+like+that%2C+lady.
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 23
This+kind+of+friend+is+nice+to+have.
This kind of friend is nice to have. SCORE 26
HR+dept.+would+like+a+word%26%238230%3B
HR dept. would like a word… SCORE 21
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
Thanks+Haley%2C+loved+you+in+Mrs.+Doubtfire.
Thanks Haley, loved you in Mrs. Doubtfire. SCORE 33
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 21
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
Functional+fashion+for+the+every+day+person.
Functional fashion for the every day person. SCORE 30
Sounds+a+little+fishy%26%238230%3B
Sounds a little fishy… SCORE 29
Real+Planets+have+Curves
Real Planets have Curves SCORE 28
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
Being+a+parent+is+tough+stuff%26%238230%3B
Being a parent is tough stuff… SCORE 26
So%2C+so+many+of+them%26%238230%3B
So, so many of them… SCORE 17
SCIENCE+IS+WOKE%21
SCIENCE IS WOKE! SCORE 29
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
10%2C000+year-old+giraffe+engravings+in+the+Sahara+Desert
10,000 year-old giraffe engravings in the Sahara Desert SCORE 30
4D+chess+is+hard+to+keep+track+of%26%238230%3B.
4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 23
RIP+in+Corona
RIP in Corona SCORE 29
Y%26%238217%3Ball+both+need+to+delete+your+Twitter+accounts.
Y’all both need to delete your Twitter accounts. SCORE 27
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
Mask+up+Georgie.
Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13
%24DOGE+is+always+float.
$DOGE is always float. SCORE 25
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
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Such+incredibly+tacky.
Such incredibly tacky. SCORE 55
If+you+think+that%26%238217%3Bs+blackface%2C+that+reflects+badly+on+YOU
If you think that’s blackface, that reflects badly on YOU SCORE 65
Computer%2C+play+Despacito%26%238230%3B
Computer, play Despacito… SCORE 89
Sadness+from+1984+included%21
Sadness from 1984 included! SCORE 41
Never%3F+NEVER%2C+NEVER%3F
Never? NEVER, NEVER? SCORE 45
How+nice+of+them
How nice of them SCORE 67
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