This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
Leopard queen… SCORE 27
They really juiced up that description. SCORE 34
Danger nood says what’s up. SCORE 38
Rinse, repeat. SCORE 32
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
We will carry on! SCORE 26
Wake up, Ellen. SCORE 28
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
Do your part. SCORE 13
This is a fun game. SCORE 27
10/10 would pardon. SCORE 28
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
I are helpful SCORE 27
Ain’t that something. SCORE 26
UN DERSTAND SCORE 25
Typical 🇹🇩. SCORE 28
*complains about self isolation* Imagine a whole lifetime just to entertain. SCORE 17
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
Due to less pollution in lockdown, the Loch Ness monster comes up for some fresh air. Welcome back, Nessie. SCORE 36
Turkey sends aid to Serbia. On the boxes a quote from Rumi includes: “There is sun after darkness.” SCORE 21
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
The dollars must flow. SCORE 25
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 40
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
