Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
When in traffic… SCORE 26
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
Take it back… SCORE 30
This sign in Thailand SCORE 32
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
High tech snac SCORE 7
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
They phoned home… SCORE 25
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
Plant one, cut one. SCORE 12
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
With all of our powers combined… SCORE 17
Ponytails have a mind of their own… SCORE 33
Jeopardy bros SCORE 29
Smoothest fight yet. SCORE 25
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
Employee beware… SCORE 25