5 days a week SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
he made his choice SCORE 43
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
pebble and roll SCORE 65
i am this dog SCORE 20
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
bad ass SCORE 38
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
too late SCORE 38
important psa SCORE 44
there were no survivors SCORE 37
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
