This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
Never forget. SCORE 30
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
Be petty SCORE 35
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
🤔 SCORE 20
Big wreckage… SCORE 24
Absolute class. SCORE 25
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Let it happen. SCORE 34
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24