The gato is best left alone. SCORE 35
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
We are absolutely not getting a puppy. – Dad SCORE 29
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
I could watch this show. SCORE 24
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 48
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
Honesty is the best policy* SCORE 20
Life choices are hard… SCORE 24
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
Fsck aro SCORE 24
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
You can get them back on eBay… SCORE 32
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 34
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
Impressive forger SCORE 45
Satisfying avocado slices. SCORE 29
Let’s be real here… SCORE 28
T Swifty moods SCORE 33
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
Is that a yes? SCORE 28
*CRONCH* SCORE 31
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1
The Promening. SCORE 49
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35