a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 30
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
finally shoes that match his mask! SCORE 18
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 19
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
my favorite genre SCORE 13
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
roll die for outcome SCORE 31
forever a floppy disk SCORE 23
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
goth pockets SCORE 4
savage dad humor SCORE 13
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
crushing dystopian sadness at a very reasonable price SCORE 11
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
true pet love SCORE 32
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
dude SCORE 39
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
there’s always that one dentist SCORE 15
not more than a day SCORE 30
whoops SCORE 18
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
look at it SCORE 5
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
we out here vibing SCORE 38
