we have one useful hand SCORE 23
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
this is what i mean SCORE 43
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32
when life imitates art SCORE 24
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
my voice is the worst SCORE 35
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
pupils dilate SCORE 44
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
roger roger SCORE 14
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
at least there are cats SCORE 20
only feathers SCORE 9
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
dog wood trees SCORE 26
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
beavers hate water SCORE 35
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
species and age, please SCORE 40
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
