Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 128
So smooth SCORE 12
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
Important SCORE 12
Yes, please. SCORE 134
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
Complete defeat SCORE 140
Don't be in a wheelchair. Stand up, run a marathon SCORE 16
Having children SCORE 2
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
How’s Waldo? SCORE 10
Oh God, Please Don’t Kiss Me SCORE 124
Because Chicken Broth is photo worthy. SCORE -55
Truth About Happiness SCORE 111
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Most American things SCORE 5
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 111
Finally… SCORE 13
I feel IT SCORE 7
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
Then and now SCORE 136
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 87
Pretty Serious SCORE 14
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
Why we are friends SCORE -5
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
