I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
My Man! SCORE 108
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Measures of success SCORE 81
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Be Lucy SCORE 76
