I need easier goals… SCORE 17
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
I’m over here like SCORE 7
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
In an alternate universe… SCORE 8
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
It has begun… SCORE 95
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
Blankets. SCORE 153
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
It’s a simple request… SCORE 141
Game over. SCORE 15
Pun! SCORE 198
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
Squid Hat SCORE -16
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
totally! SCORE 210
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Pun! SCORE 140
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
We All Wear Masks SCORE 13
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Seriously. SCORE 214