The obvious answer SCORE 26
My resume lied SCORE 30
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Just keep swimming SCORE 38
My dream day SCORE 24
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Flying first class SCORE 24
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Problem solved SCORE 42
What about Linux? SCORE 45
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
What year is ist? SCORE 35
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Stress relief SCORE 45
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
request denied SCORE 30
