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George+Carlin+Said+It+Best
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+scourge+upon+our+forests.
You’re a scourge upon our forests. SCORE 24
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+use+on+Tuesdays.
It’s for use on Tuesdays. SCORE 23
Banks+know+too+much%26%238230%3B
Banks know too much… SCORE 31
Recommended+quarterly+for+best+results.
Recommended quarterly for best results. SCORE 27
OK+but+whom+has+eyes+on+momma%3F
OK but whom has eyes on momma? SCORE 22
Oil+dips.
Oil dips. SCORE 26
It+ain%26%238217%3Bt+stupid+if+it+works.
It ain’t stupid if it works. SCORE 27
Cuddle+up.
Cuddle up. SCORE 8
Kitty+parts.
Kitty parts. SCORE 30
Love+thy+neighbour%2C+also%26%238230%3B
Love thy neighbour, also… SCORE 22
More+screen+time+is+the+answer.
More screen time is the answer. SCORE 13
Let+me+be+the+first+to+apologize+for+the+slanderous+way+in+which+I+previously+communicated%26%238230%3B
Let me be the first to apologize for the slanderous way in which I previously communicated… SCORE 19
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+that+easy%26%238230%3B
It’s just that easy… SCORE 33
This+explains+Pennywise+and+his+antics.
This explains Pennywise and his antics. SCORE 27
I%26%238217%3Bm+afraid+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+do+that%26%238230%3B
I’m afraid I can’t do that… SCORE 18
We+are+very+proud+of+the+lil+jelly%26%238217%3Bs.
We are very proud of the lil jelly’s. SCORE 22
Is+this+your+gaaaaalfrieeeeend
Is this your gaaaaalfrieeeeend SCORE 26
I%26%238217%3Bll+actually+pass+on+that+one.+Thanks.
I’ll actually pass on that one. Thanks. SCORE 19
Matches+that+really+send+a+message%26%238230%3B
Matches that really send a message… SCORE 37
Elon+just+woke+up%26%238230%3B
Elon just woke up… SCORE 33
Seems+a+little+obtuse%2C+if+you+were+asking+my+opinion.
Seems a little obtuse, if you were asking my opinion. SCORE 24
ALL+THE+MASKS%21
ALL THE MASKS! SCORE 6
Wrecked%26%238217%3Bum
Wrecked’um SCORE 25
This+pastor+deserves+tax+exempt+status%2C+probably.
This pastor deserves tax exempt status, probably. SCORE 32
For+the+guest+throne+room%26%238230%3B
For the guest throne room… SCORE 22
Let+the+cats+have+options.
Let the cats have options. SCORE 19
In+other+words%2C+get+bent.
In other words, get bent. SCORE 33
Greetings%26%238230%3B+do+you+require+wares+of+which+I+posses%3F
Greetings… do you require wares of which I posses? SCORE 29
Gouda+to+know%26%238230%3B
Gouda to know… SCORE 30
This+is+a+talent%21
This is a talent! SCORE 23
Use+the+right+tool+for+the+job%2C+basically.
Use the right tool for the job, basically. SCORE 31
Lizards+listen+lovingly.
Lizards listen lovingly. SCORE 29
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Happy+holidays%2C+you+filthy+animals.
Happy holidays, you filthy animals. SCORE 27
Grandmeme%26%238217%3Bs+eating+ice+cream+with+grandchildren.
Grandmeme’s eating ice cream with grandchildren. SCORE 27
I+was+diagnosed+this+way%26%238230%3B
I was diagnosed this way… SCORE 27
Blow+up+your+iPhone.
Blow up your iPhone. SCORE 21
Terraria+in+real+life.
Terraria in real life. SCORE 37
Coors+delivery%2C+%7E1910.
Coors delivery, ~1910. SCORE 20
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