putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
all natural SCORE 22
dreams are fun SCORE 28
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
enter my what now? SCORE 28
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
have it their way SCORE 16
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
therapy burn SCORE 29
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
not a high success rate SCORE 25
the astley paradox SCORE 19
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
whatever it takes SCORE 16
one is never an option SCORE 11
til death do us part SCORE 23
