well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 26
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
i meannnnn SCORE -1
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
oh nO SCORE 51
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
energetic to emotional SCORE 24
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
the good life SCORE 38
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
barts beware SCORE 10
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
a kat burglar SCORE 17
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 18
10000% agree SCORE 18
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
there has to be balance SCORE 36
i’m sooo trying this SCORE 35
how dare you SCORE 21