Never forget the people who guided you. SCORE 141
Glowing murals SCORE 80
Sorry little fish I am at full capacity. SCORE 55
Nice try, Satan SCORE 114
Space Detective SCORE 14
Most accurate post I’ve ever read SCORE 107
A two for one special SCORE 76
Google Chrome vs Internet Explorer SCORE 34
Obamas new job.. SCORE 33
The seven-colored tanager SCORE 98
Data driven dissent SCORE 128
Don’t confuse Day One nervousness with lack of affection… SCORE 80
Ahhh. Got it. SCORE 86
Attorneys are redundant SCORE 103
Dehydrated Water SCORE 69
Fifty Shades of Grey SCORE 70
I made a galaxy cake on my mother’s birthday… SCORE 83
The Black Cat Analogy SCORE -13
As a lifelong Southerner, this couldn’t be more accurate. SCORE 68
Take note, Kellyanne. SCORE 109
Police Squad SCORE 109
This Lizard Is Ridiculously Photogenic SCORE 83
A village in Yemen. SCORE 80
The Poison Garden Contains Over 100 Deadly Plants SCORE 102
In the desert for a field study, and met a GG Rattle snake SCORE 67
Breaking Bread SCORE 50
At least he tried SCORE 67
Pepsi Personified SCORE 38
Iceland volcano SCORE 79
Limp vaudeville SCORE 78
Horse bro SCORE 94
Not remotely sorry SCORE 61