Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Worth a try. SCORE 125
