I’ll never have a family of my own SCORE 79
Whenever The U.s. Tries To Intervene In The… SCORE 123
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
identical twins cribs SCORE 110
My older brother SCORE 62
a stealthy rascal boy SCORE 73
A steam chimney located on an Antarctic volcano. SCORE 80
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Ouch. SCORE 63
Jesse, its time to cook! SCORE 130
Cash me outside. SCORE 57
Oh dear SCORE 109
Roboof SCORE 66
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
CBS at its finest SCORE 158
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
Detachable Titties SCORE 121
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
new girlfriend? SCORE 77
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
It’s all or nothing SCORE 110
Cats do make sense. SCORE 121
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
Shrek is Love SCORE 91
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 150
An eerie look into our future. SCORE 40
Heartbreak SCORE 110
Favorite roommate SCORE 80
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
When someone denies your hug. SCORE 61
