*sad old noises* SCORE 28
The sheer size of cruise ships can only be appreciated in a dry dock SCORE 50
Technology goooood. SCORE 17
*squeak* SCORE 34
When I'm printing off notes for a meeting that I'm late to. SCORE 117
Makes sense. SCORE 57
It just changes the color of the baby SCORE 168
Uh...I'm worried about Gabi SCORE 168
Stay in school, kids SCORE 215
Rape logic. SCORE 571
Ice Cream Company Tells It Like It Is SCORE 139
Not even once. SCORE 156
Wanna play a game? SCORE 150
Details... SCORE 153
Freshly squeezed orange Jews. SCORE 143
When your past calls... SCORE 153
The Meaning Of Programmer SCORE 97
They had a bike at my school to blend a smoothie that they were handing out at lunch. SCORE 84
Assuming they start with the head... SCORE 26
They make people revert to a primitive state SCORE 60
Whoops. SCORE 195
That moment when candy has a better love life than you. SCORE 144
Pretty much. SCORE 116
Its painful how well this portrays life SCORE 151
Next Time Please Double Check SCORE 138
Dad sneezes are a force of nature SCORE 53
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 116
If you are reading this... SCORE 125
Don't even test me SCORE 143
Witherspoon? SCORE 186
...continue SCORE 31
Welcome to America... SCORE 305
