The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 31
Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 20
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Japan has parks made entirely of flowers. SCORE 34
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 29
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 18
Got em SCORE 30
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Looney Tunes SCORE 29
Karen can get it. SCORE 44
Nascar leads the way yet again. SCORE 38
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
I did the school. SCORE 27
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Same. SCORE 29
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 17
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
Get wrecked at your local coffee shop now opening in phase II… SCORE 26
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
