I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Wishes. SCORE 112
Never forget. SCORE 159
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Seal SCORE 28
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Burn! SCORE 249
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Probably… SCORE 185
Burn! SCORE 216
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Being sick. SCORE 140
Accurate. SCORE 112
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
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