How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Accurate. SCORE 158
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Best present ever SCORE 4
Magic. SCORE 168
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Do want. SCORE 94
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
Sage advice. SCORE 216
Please? SCORE 111
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
1,000 Likes to get a cat. SCORE 303
Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
Ba dum tss… SCORE 181
Such a missed opportunity. SCORE 195
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
Waking up. SCORE 107
The Hunger Games. SCORE 218
Or a chair… SCORE 4
Om nom nom. SCORE 148
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Sexy Lady SCORE 6
How Twitter works. SCORE 63
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
What would you do? SCORE 321
Accurate. SCORE 154