I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Lottery SCORE 4
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
SMILE!!! SCORE 151
Made of match sticks. SCORE 137
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
Well played Simon, well played. SCORE 198
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Every time. SCORE 180
Boop! SCORE 136
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Saw: Xmas. SCORE 100
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
This generation. SCORE 265
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Forever and always SCORE 0
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1
Good idea. SCORE 4
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
