My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114. SCORE 153
Neither of them got enough sleep, obviously SCORE 97
The backroom of the Natural History Museum SCORE 84
Talk like a pirate day SCORE 160
I Want His Job SCORE 129
Well. Alright then. SCORE 175
‘If you insist’ SCORE 91
Lion is well trained. SCORE 127
Magnets SCORE 94
A teachers worst fear SCORE 145
The choice is yours. SCORE 105
She is Frida, she has located 52 trapped persons in Mexico City after yesterday’s earthquake. SCORE 167
No kelly SCORE 158
The purest of poetry. SCORE 148
95% of America SCORE 135
effectively utilized girl power SCORE 78
Laura Dern in Jurassic Park SCORE 45
I’ll Remember This SCORE 113
Autocats, roll out! SCORE 100
Math? SCORE 96
Meanwhile, in The Matrix SCORE 109
Orange Slice SCORE 142
Firefox found a hole in Windows. SCORE 97
Angels in Mexico. SCORE 207
Fill in the dog. SCORE 90
Masculinity SCORE 77
I am the Sphinx meow. SCORE 138
Snitches Don’t Get 5-star Passenger Ratings SCORE 179
Poor eyesight SCORE 134
Love my mom to death but… SCORE 92
After every natural disaster…. SCORE 64
I got 12 bricks SCORE 131