Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Mama no. SCORE 51
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
+ cry. SCORE 118
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
I GUESS SCORE 45
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116