How the dentist works. SCORE 154
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Touché. SCORE 336
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Burn. SCORE 158
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
‘Merica. SCORE 228
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Pubid. SCORE 143
Attack! SCORE 196
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Acute angle. SCORE 197
How I die. SCORE 289
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
How I shower. SCORE 156
Poor owl. SCORE 205
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
English is hard. SCORE 291
