it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
welcome to hell SCORE 28
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
feel my fatness SCORE 18
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
we got married immediately SCORE 20
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
retirement is near SCORE 22
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
acid for kids SCORE 30
present the witnesses SCORE 46
my preciouses SCORE 14
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
this is my lore SCORE 15
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18