Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 184
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over. SCORE 115
I feel like everybody wants a piece of me. SCORE 200
Vegan vampires SCORE 184
Japanese shirts with English words SCORE 133
Obi-Juan Kenobi. SCORE 249
And where are you going little one? SCORE 160
And I would have gotten away with it too... SCORE 68
A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is SCORE 138
The National Beard and Mustache Competition never disappoints. SCORE 76
Words. SCORE 177
Whenever I try to ask a girl out... SCORE 229
When Mace Windu Lends a Hand SCORE 128
Beach Backflips With A Twist SCORE 112
I just found my senior quote SCORE 91
Somewhere, someone has waited years for you to get his joke. SCORE 286
How dinosaurs evolved according to an ancient Chinese scripture SCORE 100
You're doing it right. SCORE 377
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind... SCORE 87
Break it down now. SCORE 28
Niceness Pros SCORE 195
Organic boogers. SCORE -37
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
You slippery fool. SCORE 22
Amazing Jump Rope SCORE 203
Tree House, Kilmarnock, Scotland SCORE 167
Never feeling like doing your homework. SCORE 152
McDonalds next to the NASA Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas SCORE 19
You'd Like That SCORE 133
Angry Birds IRL. SCORE 63
Favorite part of The Lion King SCORE 129
Don't let your demons win. SCORE 204
