Sounds painful SCORE 28
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Problem solved SCORE 42
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Flying first class SCORE 24
What year is ist? SCORE 34
My dream day SCORE 24
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
My resume lied SCORE 30
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
request denied SCORE 30
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
The end is nigh SCORE 39
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
