*eats a hot pocket* SCORE 26
Hipster Indian. SCORE 133
Awesome SCORE 177
I ordered an Espresso, not a Depresso SCORE 21
Offensive Defensive Driving SCORE 154
A bunch of flowers. SCORE 129
I want this. SCORE 156
My husband and in-laws wanted a family photo while I was in labor and having contractions SCORE 67
A little drinking problem. SCORE 121
Blood orange. SCORE 138
Double Shots Fired SCORE 150
Be careful getting glass in your thumb, though... SCORE 29
Hip Hop Benny Hill SCORE 38
Glad this lady stepped in SCORE 323
I love that song. SCORE 247
#thingslongerthankimsmarriage SCORE 299
Rubik's cubism. SCORE 126
And my vote. SCORE 28
Yisss SCORE 132
Seems legit. SCORE 142
When I See A Hot Girl SCORE 84
How political debates should be settled. SCORE 341
Pokemon wisdom SCORE 122
The elephants are very concerned. SCORE 24
The more you know. SCORE 428
Sometimes the M is silent SCORE 138
Whenever I haven't checked my email in a few days. SCORE 130
Motivational posters I would have liked as a kid... SCORE 32
I think this coffee machine is flirting with me SCORE 44
Don't hate the player... SCORE 216
Wiper Blade Speed SCORE 216
Forget to turn off phone at movies... SCORE 119
