The way the sun hit this pelican made it so you can see the fish in its mouth SCORE 35
When the hot pockets call, you answer SCORE 132
Paying my rent in Venmo, accidentally hit request instead SCORE 72
12/10 good boy! SCORE 105
This is Pakistan SCORE 129
Andrew SCORE 83
I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing – Yeah?… SCORE 52
Undoing the knot SCORE 109
I’d like to have a serious word with whoever said that SCORE 77
Livin’ the God Life SCORE 97
Funny not funny. SCORE 144
Chipotle always greedy SCORE 105
Coquette hummingbird SCORE 101
Achievement unlocked. SCORE 105
Me flirting… SCORE 77
Time to work on the family farm SCORE 92
OMG! An angel! SCORE 91
Especially Frozen & Moana SCORE 73
Hair dryer from 1981 SCORE 74
Suckers… SCORE 89
Senator Bernie Sanders printed out a gigantic Trump tweet and brought it to congress SCORE 129
Boomers, man. SCORE 107
Literary Masterpiece SCORE 124
Superb SCORE 103
Till death do us part SCORE 110
Nice SCORE 70
The way the sun hit this pelican made it so you can see the fish in its mouth SCORE 93
So I was out delivering on my route today and saw this, made my day. SCORE 156
Blending into the background SCORE 166
Why don’t you come over anymore? SCORE 95
The paper clip from Microsoft has fallen on some hard times SCORE 81
♪ Drop like an earthquake ♪ SCORE 172
