So I was out delivering on my route today and saw this, made my day. SCORE 156
Every time SCORE 44
Boomers, man. SCORE 108
I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing – Yeah?… SCORE 52
Senator Bernie Sanders printed out a gigantic Trump tweet and brought it to congress SCORE 129
The paper clip from Microsoft has fallen on some hard times SCORE 81
Undoing the knot SCORE 108
OMG! An angel! SCORE 90
Livin’ the God Life SCORE 97
Suckers… SCORE 88
This is Pakistan SCORE 128
Superb SCORE 103
Paying my rent in Venmo, accidentally hit request instead SCORE 72
Hair dryer from 1981 SCORE 74
Coquette hummingbird SCORE 101
Me flirting… SCORE 77
Chipotle always greedy SCORE 105
12/10 good boy! SCORE 104
Andrew SCORE 83
Till death do us part SCORE 110
When the hot pockets call, you answer SCORE 132
Why don’t you come over anymore? SCORE 95
The way the sun hit this pelican made it so you can see the fish in its mouth SCORE 92
When you want to help your team but you don’t know how SCORE 106
Especially Frozen & Moana SCORE 73
The way the sun hit this pelican made it so you can see the fish in its mouth SCORE 35
I’d like to have a serious word with whoever said that SCORE 77
Blending into the background SCORE 165
♪ Drop like an earthquake ♪ SCORE 172
Achievement unlocked. SCORE 104
Literary Masterpiece SCORE 124
Funny not funny. SCORE 143