Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 0
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
You can do it Carl! SCORE 236
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
The last of the human freedoms. SCORE 160
You’re welcome. SCORE 92
Jenga! SCORE 198
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Touché… SCORE 264
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
A dog’s life. SCORE 81
There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169
Phone etiquette. SCORE 258
A rare find. SCORE 249
My dream. SCORE 134
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Wings SCORE 7
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 226
So many puns! SCORE 136
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
A tree’s broken dreams. SCORE 125
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Attack! SCORE 200
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
Women’s logic. SCORE -75
Jennifer gets it. SCORE 291
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
