A Guinea Pig with a Hat SCORE 92
There used to be an Orange Julius on the corner but this store killed it. SCORE 112
This is heartwarming. SCORE 203
Washington is pissed SCORE 127
What if grass licked your feet? SCORE 132
Five minutes SCORE 71
False Praise SCORE 123
Tastes of summer SCORE 60
If you wear Crocs SCORE 73
One of the many skills you learn growing up. SCORE 76
Basically My Life Summed Up SCORE 74
Every baby’s worst nightmare SCORE 91
A candidate you can believe in. SCORE 158
It’s Really Not That Hard… SCORE 69
Not A Hobby SCORE 78
Robot problems SCORE 69
On spooning SCORE 99
Minimum wage is too low, and here is a kitten. SCORE 100
Snails being racist SCORE 53
A reminder SCORE 147
Priorities in the age of social media SCORE 83
On toothpaste chunks SCORE 80
Dr. Seuss was wise SCORE 92
What a time to be alive SCORE 132
Robbing Nightclubs SCORE 81
Nothing tastes as good as vengeance feels SCORE 124
The power of Pokemon Go SCORE 108
Having an older sibling SCORE 112
Someone built this wall around Trump’s Hollywood star SCORE 110
Coffee is magical SCORE 92
American Sign Language Describes It Best SCORE 84
I can bearly see him. SCORE 34
