Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
I could show you the world later. SCORE 26
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Sending Harts To Eberywan SCORE 29
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
America doesn’t run presently, but I see your point SCORE 11
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
Ohh yea… SCORE 23
Cats can teleport. SCORE 28
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
The more you know. SCORE 36
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
We can do it! SCORE 30
Fishing for dough nuts. SCORE 18
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
