Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Chipotle suckers! SCORE 120
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
Expecto Patrón. SCORE 15
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 12
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Pump action bike SCORE 12
Nimble Cat SCORE 12
This sums up me and my friends SCORE -4
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Columbian Man SCORE 172
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 217
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 189
Five Doctors SCORE 175
3 easy ways to die. SCORE 16
The $95 million penthouse in NYC. SCORE 145
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Super Game Facts: Castlevania – Symphony of the Night SCORE -19
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
