If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
Measures of success SCORE 81
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
My Man! SCORE 108
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Be Lucy SCORE 76
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82