you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
boom SCORE 12
fancy af SCORE 10
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
not a high success rate SCORE 25
we really got the life SCORE 12
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
glucose guardian SCORE 12
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
dreams are fun SCORE 28
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
therapy burn SCORE 29
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
puzzling SCORE 18
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
til death do us part SCORE 23
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
one is never an option SCORE 11
