never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
half-baked SCORE 16
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
console culture SCORE 14
watchdog SCORE 19
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
taking cover SCORE 13
streaming meaning SCORE 21
hee hee SCORE 12
but do the boots have fur? SCORE 4
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
i think they planned-et SCORE 42
boasting brains SCORE 13
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
memory log found SCORE 16
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 39
time managerment SCORE 10
“Feels a bit Chapter 5” SCORE 10
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
a shell of a point SCORE 34
feeling knobghty SCORE 15
computer muter SCORE 21
baby food SCORE 14
overboard overloading SCORE 18
