Paper beats rock? SCORE 35
Such is life… SCORE 28
*Bonk* SCORE 28
Dammit, life. SCORE 24
10/10 would read again. SCORE 30
*wretch* SCORE 24
Persistent bugger… SCORE 34
Beethoven vs. Elon SCORE 26
Spoil ya mum, from time to time. SCORE 36
The rarest good boi SCORE 32
Back to basics… SCORE 28
Consider the upgrade SCORE 29
OK but what are we talking… Celsius? Kelvin?! SCORE 26
Moves like Jager… SCORE 26
LOUD NOISES! SCORE 24
Gran is looking fly, these days. SCORE 37
The First Doge SCORE 25
You are the flip to my flop… SCORE 30
Totes McGoats by Leslie Knope SCORE 31
10th century Norway knew. SCORE 37
Just gonna leave this here … SCORE 33
I’ve been looking everywhere for you… SCORE 24
Japan has a museum for rocks that look like faces SCORE 30
OK but what about your venti Starbucks order… SCORE 35
Those bastards lied to me. SCORE 23
Who could even think of such a thing as this?! SCORE 33
Grans protec SCORE 27
Your arse, I will boom… SCORE 29
Get in loser, we’re governing! SCORE 24
Rigged you say? SCORE 27
There was an attempt… SCORE 36
Thanks, I hate Kirby feet. SCORE 27